Olimpo Informatico

[Gateo]

Se solo mi fossi ricordato di questo, probabilmente, ci saremmo risparmiati 350 messaggi:
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DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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[holifay]

Monty Python ?

lo dice google, io non so neanche chi siano
Vale lo stesso?

[holifay]

Concludendo, sui referendum, mi rassicura il loro fallimento.
Nessuno si è chiesto a quali gravi conseguenze saremmo andati incontro con le staminali prima, le inseminazioni eterologhe poi e infine la clonazione...

Qualche traccia delle possibili conseguenze l'ho trovata qui:

http://img295.echo.cx/img295/7547/rischiostaminali5zm.jpg

[Gateo]

[SverX]

"Meaning of life" Chissà quando mai lo ridaranno in TV (sì, era successo...!!!)

[Gateo]

...and the winner is...

[SverX]

[sir jdp]

[Agrochimico]